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Skulduggery Pleasant #5: Mortal Coil – Derek Landy

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5 starst out of 5

I still think that Wreath and his strange high priest have completely miscalculated. Yes, Valkyrie likes the powers of a necromancer, but she’s not stupid. Conceited, arrogant, vain maybe, but not stupid. (Well, actually she is sometimes, but not in that regard.) And she’s careful. Sometimes. But every time it counts. So… Whatever they have planned, they already rely too much on Valkyrie’s compliance, and I can’t see that happening.

Apparently “Team Skulduggery” is not at all perfect. Underestimating the enemy (especially like that) is not only negligent but also incredibly stupid.
We get to see a more vicious side of Skulduggery, too, in this book, however briefly. The cold and clinical way he hurt Dalrymple was… I wouldn’t say OOC, since we still don’t know all that much about his character, respectively his character’s past, but it was rather telling.

Wow! The “Toxic Twins” are the first mortals to find out Valkyrie’s secret. I have to admit I didn’t see that coming. At this point I actually thought no one of the “normal people” would find out. Huh. I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

Val, please stop calling your reflection stupid. Even you should have realised by now it’s (she’s?) anything but!

And, GOD! Can you just leave the good characters be for one bloody book??? As soon as I like someone they die, are possessed be Remnants or turn out to be traitors! Seriously! It’s worse than Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter combined!
I still hope that not everyone who died stays dead, but so far none of the others came back (Skulduggery notwithstanding), so… *sighs*

Nye was effing creepy, but I loved the whole sequence!

Fletcher is now “together” with Valkyrie. Hmpf. And I already feel some kind of “love-drama-triangle” coming (possible with Caelan). Meh.
*reads about five pages more* Oh, look! There it is already! The Love-Drama-Triangle. Oh, barf!
I still find Fletcher highly irritating, and Caelan is even worse. He’s like all the men in the world who can’t take no for an answer. I don’t understand that boyfriend/love-triangle thing in general. Why is this even in there? Because it’s “the done thing”? Because the story itself would’ve worked just as well without Valkyrie having a love-life.

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Davina Marr died far too quickly. Can we get her back and kill her again, just slower?

I was utterly gutted by the death of Kenspeckle Grouse (poor Clarabelle!), but what hit me even harder was the loss of Tanith. I have no words.

You know, with folks like Tennebrae, the Remnants and Madame Mist around, I would totally understand if Val got full-on Darquesse to just kill those ugly low-lives, and consequences be damned. I probably would.

Skulduggery Pleasant #4: Dark Days – Derek Landy

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5 stars out of 5

I really, really hate Davina Marr.

Okay. Here we go. A kiss from Fletcher Renn quite close to the beginning, and at the end they’re “together”. Yes, it’s still pretty low-key and even Stephanie’s… And maybe I should really start calling her Valkyrie… okay, so Valkyrie’s reaction to said kiss was quite understated, but… irchz. Let’s just wait and see. (But really: experience tells me that it usually gets worse from that point onwards.
And I actually agree with China on that one: there can’t come anything out of it. I don’t think Valkyrie has realized it (yet), but at this point she is neither willing nor able (not to mention old enough) to have any kind of serious relationship, plus, she loves “adventuring” with Skulduggery way too much. I don’t see Fletcher deal all that well with playing second fiddle all the time. Maybe for a while, yes, but I’m pretty sure he’ll be fed up with the way Valkyrie’s handling this relationship thing at one point.

I don’t think it’s a spoiler when I tell you that Valkyrie’s mother is pregnant. At this point I’m just exuberantly happy that it’s not Valkyrie who’s pregnant. I mean: book 4. Many writers of dystopian novels (not that I’m saying this series is dystopian, but still) would’ve probably jumped at the chance. Then again, in a lot of dystopian novels Valkyrie would have fallen in love for about five times by now, so…

Wow. Skulduggery is really messed up from his time in the parallel dimension. Almost just like his “before-self”, but with quite an edge. I thought it was a lie when he told Valkyrie that it was just ruse to fool Marr and Guild, and that his “messed-up-ness” will flare up again at some point, but apparently he was telling the truth, because his time over there is never mentioned again. (Or just once. Briefly.) Which is a pity. I would’ve loved to see more of a slightly disturbed Skulduggery, and his friends doing his best to help him back on track.

Solomon Wreath reveals his own agenda; and, while I knew he had one, I didn’t know it would be quite that big. Anyway. Good luck with that. I’m not entirely sure yet, but I still think Valkyrie will knock them dead. (Whether literally or metaphorically I don’t really care. Apparently it’s true and all Necromancers are a) not to be trusted, b) not very nice people, c) idiots and d) idiots – no that’s not a typo, that point just bears repeating.)

The case itself is pretty straightforward: The bad guys try to destroy the Sanctuary. Well, it’s a bit more complicated, but essentially that’s it. This books lead bad guy also wants to take revenge on Guild (which I can totally understand), and goes about it in a very smart way. Once more Team Skulduggery has to really work for it to save the world (again), or at least a few thousand people. I liked it.

Also: Clarabelle is unsettling.

Also no. 2: There was a point in this book where Remus Crux wanted to kill Valkyrie to make her “pay for the crimes of her ancestors”.
“Original Sin” was, is and ever will be the most stupid, ridiculous, useless and just plainly idiotic concept ever thought of, and I will never be able to like, respect or take seriously anybody who actually believes in it.

And, of course, as if things weren’t bad enough already, the book ends with quite a bang. I’m sure this will get even more interesting than it already is.

Like I said, dark days is a very apt title. Dark days, indeed. And they’re probably going to get a lot darker.

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Davina Marr is the most horrid, despicable being on earth and deserves a slow and painful death a hundred times over. Myron Stray wasn’t a very nice man, but nobody deserves to endure what he did. Except Davina Marr. Actually she should be kept in a time loop, reliving his last 72 hours forever.

And thank you so much, China, for killing that moron Remus Crux.

Valkyrie is Darquesse. Or… will become Darquesse at one point. I’m curious how they’ll get out of that one. If they do at all.

Skulduggery Pleasant (#3): The Faceless Ones – Derek Landy

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5 stars out of 5

Once again a few new characters, all of them very well-written. I wanted to kill Remus Crux practically instantly after having “met” him for the first time, but Finbar Wrong is probably one of the best characters ever written. (Even if he doesn’t have much “screen time”, so to say.)

Fletcher Renn is incredibly irritating at first, but he gets better towards the end.

Solomon Wreath is intriguing. I wonder what he really wants to gain. I’m not buying that altruistic reasoning for a second.

But seriously: If Thurid Guild and Remus Crux are supposed to be “good guys” (and the Grand Mage is supposed to be a good guy), I’ll stay with the bad ones. What a pair of jerks!

The scene in the “pretend house” beneath Gordon’s actual house was absolutely terrifying. I loved it!

There’s a very, very nice twist at the end! I’m usually good at spotting things like this, but I didn’t see that one coming. Clever.

Will we ever get to learn more about Skulduggery’s past? Kenspeckle Grouse seems to really despise him, and I’m curious as to why.

It’s starting to get a liiiittle bit “romance-y”, but so far it’s all veeeery low-key and pretty much non-existent, so I can live with it – for now.

A great book, but not for children, I think. Melting eyes, adhering lips and bodies turning inside out are hard even on me, and I’m an adult (at least age-wise).

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I can’t believe they killed Mr. Bliss!! *wails* Our only hope of getting rid of that stupid Grand Mage Thurid Guild!!

And seriously: can’t Stephanie see that the reflection might become a problem? I know she has a lot on her plate, but she can’t be that stupid, right?

Paddy being Batu was just… wow! I never suspected him for a second! I mean, yeah, I knew something was a little off about him when he started this kind of “philosophical discussion” with Stephanie, but I just thought he’ll turn out to be a sorcerer in the end. Or he’ll have some magic, but nothing “spectacular” or something. Huh. I guess his tactic worked better than anybody thought, if even the readers were fooled. Hats off to Derek Landy!

Skulduggery Pleasant (#2): Playing With Fire – Derek Landy

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5 stars out of 5

I don’t know what it says about me, but for some reason I can relate more to the “bad guys” than the heroes. (With the exception of Vaurian Scapegrace. Christ, what an idiot!) I usually like them better, too. Especially Springheeled Jack. I mean, I could totally do without the killing-innocent-people thing, but both attitude- and humour-wise they’re really charming. (Yeah, I know, I’m weird. I’m reading a book about a skeleton detective. Are you really surprised?)
At least the straight-forward ones. I absolutely hate Thurid Guild and everybody from the so-called Sanctuary (ha!). Mostly because they’re arrogant, stupid, unreasonable and completely unable to actually listen. Plus, they think they know everything better. This combined with their other character traits makes them all utterly despicable.
The really evil ones (and the heroes, too, I suppose) chose a side, and chose it clearly. They don’t try to hide that fact or bully someone with “regulations” and “laws” and whatnot. They just want to kill you, and you always know where you stand with them. Those Sanctuary guys are slimy little weasels who got it all horribly wrong, but are too vain, dumb and/or rigid to admit their mistakes and learn from them. I really hate people like that.

Anyway.

A very good read. Again.

I still love Stephanie’s parents (especially her father), because they’re so decidedly normal, yet totally weird in an utterly adorable way. Sometimes I wish they knew what was going on with their daughter, sometimes I wish they’ll never find out.

Still no love stories. Yay!

The ending was a tad too dramatic for my liking, and I found the “Stephanie-saves-the-day”-thing a bit… irritating, but well. She is the main character. Still. I hope she won’t turn out to be yet another “Super-Mercy”, like the main character in a different book series. Let’s see.

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I’m curious about the consequences of shooting Stephanie’s reflection. I mean, yes, the reflection isn’t suppose to feel things, but it had been made very clear that, since Stephanie uses it every day, it seemed to have changed quite a bit. Like, gaining more self-awareness, leading an independent life, parallel to Stephanie’s, or the “memory transfer” that’s not complete. Sure, there are maybe about a few seconds missing, but it’s still not like it should be. And, of course, since Stephanie is Stephanie she doesn’t tell anyone about it, but I really think this reflection business will come back to bite her in the arse. Big time.

Skulduggery Pleasant (#1) – Derek Landy

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5 Stars out of 5

In short: Still one of the best books I’ve ever read. (And that’s not only because of the walking, talking skeleton – but seriously, HOW COOL IS THAT??? OMG!!!!) I’ll try to write a full review in a few days (hopefully), but right now this will have to do.

Okay. And now for something a little more coherent…

Then again… I’m still a bit hung up on the thought if Derek Landy knows me personally somehow. Like, did we go to the same school and I forgot all about it, or some such. (Well, obviously not, because completely different countries and stuff. – But we were born in the same year, so that would check out… Anyway.) Because that book seems to have been written for me. I mean, a “living” skeleton who works as a detective!? Come on! I have loved skeletons (for whatever reasons) since I can remember, and I usually read only crime stories.

I was still a bit… hesitant, because Fantasy just isn’t my genre anymore (save for a very few exceptions), but well… You can’t find new authors you like, if you don’t try to read anything written by them, right? (And it helped that I’ve already read the German translation of this book, like, two years ago or so, I just haven’t written a review for some reasons. But I’ve been hesitant back then, too, so there.)

And the risk was absolutely worth it.

Stephanie Edgley, our heroine, is a twelve year old girl, and probably a bit too “old” for her age, but Derek Landy manages to not turn her into an obnoxious, annoying, knowing-it-all brat who succeeds in  everything immediately, but a likable, down-to-earth (despite all the magic stuff) character who has to learn a lot, and is at times very insensible and extremely persistent, but never annoyingly so. At least not to me, and I’m easily annoyed.

Skulduggery Pleasant has a pretty dry sense of humour, is far from perfect and not everything he plans goes exactly according to said plan, but he always pulls through in the end. Plus, he really does his best to not get Stephanie killed. Or harmed. In his line of work that sometimes can’t be helped, though, and since Stephanie had insisted on becoming his apprentice,… Well, there you are.

This book has a lot of likable characters in any case. Even the evil ones are not all unlikable. And there are some… “shady” characters you don’t know what to make of yet. Like China Sorrows or Mister Bliss.

The case itself is pretty straight-forward, and they manage to solve it. Which means: this adventure is completed and can be read as a stand-alone.
So in case you wanted to give this book a try, don’t like it and don’t want to read any of the following stories, you’re not left with a cliffhanger or unanswered questions.

Also: Derek Landy is obviously a master in naming characters. Everybody who can come up with names like Nefarian Serpine, Vaurian Scapegrace, Kenspeckle Grouse or Ghastly Bespoke deserves a reward. (Oh wait…)

The absolute best thing in there? No romance! No far-fetched, incomprehensible, cringe-worthy love story! Between none of the characters! Yay!
But then, Stephanie’s only twelve years old in the first book, and I’m sure she’ll age through the following nine parts, so I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to dodge that particular bullet, but I hold out a little hope that the author might be able to write it in a way that I don’t want to burn the book and never want to have anything to do with this series ever again.

I also like that there are vampires in this book, and they don’t sparkle in the sun or look sexy!

I’m not sure whether this is a children’s book, though. I mean, it will probably depend on the child’s age, but if you’re a parent and want to be on the safe side: read it first! There’s some pretty dark stuff in it, and from what I’ve heard already it’s getting darker from here on out. (I mean, the whole setting is kind of a clue, but if you’re expecting something like Sonja Kaiblinger’s “Scary Harry” books: they’re nothing like that!)

The Raven Boys (The Raven Cycle #1) – Maggie Stiefvater

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3 stars out of 5.

It took me quite a while to get into this book, though it’s not badly written.

On the contrary. Maggie Stiefvater has a truly wonderful way with words, and I really like her style. When she describes feelings and surroundings, she excels in creating pictures in your mind, movies even, including smell and sound.

That said I still had a lot of difficulties to relate to any of the characters. I didn’t even like them at first, to be honest. The four Raven Boys seem to be your all-time-stereotyped rich boys (even if Adam really isn’t; rich, I mean), and Blue is so deliberately meaningless, that in the end – to me – she was just that: meaningless. I mean, I guess she’s important for the plot somehow (she has the ability to kind of “amplify” magic, to “make everything louder”, after all), but I just couldn’t bring myself to care about her or about what happens to her. I don’t dislike her, but I don’t like her, either. I just don’t care. I don’t know yet if that’s going to change in the following books, but at the end of book one it’s just like that.

Which made it also incredibly hard to see why any of the Raven Boys would be even remotely interested in her. Especially Gansey, who – on a helicopter flight with his sister, the rest of the gang, plus Blue – felt incredibly drawn to her.
Seriously: Why?
At that point he had interacted with her exactly twice. The first time she was pissed off by his behaviour and accused him of implying she’d be a prostitute (which he didn’t), and the second time she’d been in the same room with him (and practically every other character in this book) when her mother took a “reading”. But he’s attracted by her. Sure. Why not?

Thankfully the love story (stories?) is not the only plot line, and the “Drama, baby!” you have in so, so many other books (not only YA books but other books, too) is pretty much non-existent, so it’s not really annoying (so far), even if a little incomprehensible at times.

I also had trouble with the constant “POV-hopping”, but as interrupting to the reading-flow it was for me in the beginning, The Kathis were right: You get used to it. 😉

The story itself is very interesting, plus the book is really picking up steam towards the end. It adds a little bit of Crime to the Fantasy, the characters are more defined, I finally could understand why they’re doing what they’re doing (or at least I could get a good idea about it; well, most of the time), and it sort of… “fell into place” a bit more.

I still don’t know what to do with Blue (I’m so sorry) and I really don’t like her mother, but I LOVE Noah (poor soul!), I really like Adam and Gansey (even if Adam can be a real asshole sometimes; even more so than Ronan, and that’s saying something), I think Ronan is starting to grow on me, and Blue’s “aunts” are bloody brilliant (especially Calla and Persephone). 😀

All in all it’s a good read, and I’d like to know more about the Raven Boys, so… yeah. Book two, here I come. 🙂

Star Trek TOS: Ice Trap – L. A. Graf

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5 of 5 stars.

The book focuses on Kirk and McCoy on one hand and Chekov and Uhura on the other. There is a bit of Spock, Scott and Sulu, but mostly it’s the aforementioned four and some “Red Shirts”, which we get to know well enough that it actually hurts when/if they die.

As in “Death Count” everyone is very professional and well-trained and I’m still a bit in awe that L. A. Graf managed to pull that off without the book becoming unbearably dull or way too serious. Even in the most dire situations (and in “Ice Trap” there are many) there’s always something to give you hope, to look forward to, to make you smile a bit, because that’s EXACTLY how the characters would react and think like.

I have no idea if the science is sound, but it sounded sound to me, so there.

It was a joy to read.